my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room
*inappropriate tongue movements*
whats the raddest aircraft
I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
Me as a dad
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
hahaha son this bread is huge
public school dress code
all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules